So, I was upstairs having some good, quality, cuddle time with K.
It was dark, quiet and I was getting my little powernap in (hey, I get them when I can).
Then, all of a sudden, out of nowhere...
...she effing bites me! On my stomach! Wtf???
Me: "Ouch! Why did you just bite me?"
K: "I'm hungry"
Me: "So, what, you try and eat me?"
K: "Yeah"
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I have a little cannibal on my hands.
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